How not to be a Tourist in Sorrento - 2025 Edition
Let’s be honest: you don’t need another list of “Top 100 Sorrento Attractions.”
You need a plan. One that doesn’t involve €20 salads, overcrowded limoncello tours, or following a flag-waving guide into despair.
This is not a traditional travel guide.
This is what we’d tell our cousin Marco if he showed up in Sorrento with two suitcases and zero clue.
Inside you’ll find:
- Smart survival hacks (for when Wi-Fi dies or your gelato melts too fast)
- Transport tips that won’t ruin your holiday (we see you, bus delay)
- Local secrets: beach clubs, boat rentals, bars with views, and where the cool Nonna shops
- Our holy trinity of gelato, pizza restaurants and Michelle stars
- Humor, icons, maps, and just enough sarcasm to keep it real
💡 Read it on the plane. Screenshot your faves.
🌞 Use it while sipping spritz on a boat.
📱 Share it via QR code to win the friend-of-the-year award.
Download the guide. Skip the traps.
And please, don’t call it “authentic” — just call it smart.
A no-nonsense, laugh-out-loud PDF guide to Sorrento — written like you’re texting your smart (and slightly sarcastic) best friend. Skip the tourist traps, overpriced spritzes, and 3-hour limoncello tours. Get real tips, local hacks, a 7–14 day itinerary, beach club cheats, where to eat, and what not to do. ✔️ Instant download ✔️ Mobile-friendly ✔️ Read it on the plane or while eating gelato Not for tour groups. Not for influencers. Just for smart travelers who want more freedom and fewer regrets.